confess your love for me via paypal

8:52 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  191,040 notes



the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

8:52 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  275,412 notes
Who can live without some black clothes.
― Karl Lagerfeld (via ruedamour)

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8:51 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  31,561 notes

This guy said to me that he heard I was wide open and I said but I’m a virgin in front of a lot of people but being wide open means being wild and acting out (partying and stuff) aka I’m so embarrassed

8:48 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  1 note


Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

8:47 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  104,657 notes
Anonymous: How do dick pics make u feel?



This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

8:46 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  47,392 notes





imagine if giraffes had 2 legs


That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature


This fucking website

8:46 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  488,992 notes


*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

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8:44 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  249,378 notes
Drugs become addictive the day you decide to use it to fill the gaps in your heart instead of using it for short entertainment.
― (via tvlkinghevds)

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8:40 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  83,931 notes
When you argue with someone and they keep on repeating the same point
8:40 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  15,500 notes


You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

8:40 pm  •  17 April 2014  •  132,859 notes